So I leave the house one day solo on an errand. This is notable. I get back and snuggle my babies and they smell delicious. I'm like mom, do you have on perfume? These kids smell great, but it's not new baby smell or even fresh baby smell.
I ask my boyfriend, babe, did you try a new cologne or deodorant? These children smell like heaven.
Mom looks at me and goes: did YOU put on perfume today.
That was me.