1. No Caption Necessary (that's actually a caption)
2. Words cannot express (then you're going to go on to express some words. May as well have said nothing)
3. Must Be Nice (It is. Carry on.)
4. I'm jealous (Do better and don't be)
5. #XYZisbetterthanyours (husband, job, vacation, friends)... I gua-ran-damn-tee you that you're wrong. Like why can't we all have amazing husbands, jobs, vacations and friends?
Like why do yours have to be better than mine? You trippin'.
This post was brought to you by things I'd like to say in people's comments, but would be COMPLETELY inappropriate to do so. This is why I blog. :)