Also, people love telling you what news they don't give two damns about. I think this stuff is hilarious. But people get really touched, so I'm going to laugh at them over here and not on their actual posts.
- Turn up - Mogs hate when other mogs say turn up. I think it's 'cause they don't like to turn up. If you're mad at this phrase (or the overuse of this phrase), I'm laughing at you.
- When people change their profile photos to support social justice - I started writing and had 3 paragraphs on this, so I'll elaborate tomorrow, but if this really cooks your grits, I'm laughing at how pathetic you are. You, yes you.
- Celebrity Deaths - When people get mad at other people for mourning celebrities. Man, somebody died. You mad that I'm sad about it. I'm laughing at your high levels of wackiness. Yes, I am.
- ROYAL BABY NEWS!!! Now you ALREADY know, I am all about the royal baby. The royal wedding and all of its corresponding fascinators warmed my wedding loving soul. So, of course, when Kate came out looking fabulous, rocking heels I loved every ounce of it. She knew what she signed up for. We're acting like they deserve privacy. No ma'am. You should have married a Comcast man (#nodiss) if you wanted privacy. Plus babies are awesome.