Monday, July 2, 2012

Abolishing the Falloffability Act

So... in my search for a washer/dryer I've also managed to move to a neighborhood, that's not only 60% black, but where the majority of my friends, associates and former classmates live. Color me shocked, when I went out to get a Zipcar and someone actually recognized me on the street.

Man... I wasn't ready.

The falloffability act as enacted some years ago on the north side of Chicago, has been abolished as of the day I moved into my new crib. From henceforth and forever more I must wear real clothes outside and put on mascara to take out the trash.

My life is so hard. LOL!

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