Thursday, April 12, 2012

Random Notes to Self

  • To keep from catching cold, cover your breasts.

  • You have the option to spellcheck your blog entries. Four years later, who knew?

  • When you purchase and item, they will take it out of your account, weekday or weekend, day or night IMMEDIATELY. When you return said item it will take 5 business days to get your money back. The swindle is real.

  • If you pick up the wrong size of free drawls from VS, your life will be in shambles. Pay attention next time.

  • If you forget your earrings, your entire social life will be ruined. Never rush out of the house again.

  • The weatherman is almost always wrong and even more than that in Chicago. Stop believing the hype.

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