Random Notes to Self

• To keep from catching cold, cover your breasts.


• You have the option to spellcheck your blog entries. Four years later, who knew?


• When you purchase and item, they will take it out of your account, weekday or weekend, day or night IMMEDIATELY. When you return said item it will take 5 business days to get your money back. The swindle is real.


• If you pick up the wrong size of free drawls from VS, your life will be in shambles. Pay attention next time.


• If you forget your earrings, your entire social life will be ruined. Never rush out of the house again.


• The weatherman is almost always wrong and even more than that in Chicago. Stop believing the hype.