Monday, March 21, 2011

You Might Be a Bad Coworker if...

Disclaimer: I love my job and my coworkers.

You might be a bad coworker if:

  • You write stream of consciousness e-mails from your blackberry and expect people to know what you're talking about
  • You call people to ask them why they have so many meetings on their calendar because you actually wanted to schedule another one O_O
  • You have face-to-face meetings when an e-mail would have sufficed
  • You send an e-mail when you CLEARLY should have had a face-to-face conversation
  • Every meeting you ever host runs over (Is it 30 minutes or an hour man, pick a team)
  • You're longwinded
  • You tell people everything you're doing after work in the hopes that it will make up for your inaccessibility and your general failures during the day
  • You don't know how to use an Outlook calendar
  • You suck at delegating work (it's a skill people, learn it)
  • You fail to recognize my greatness (this is sort of a joke)
  • You work from home and there is background noise (babies, animals, delivery men... really?)
  • You eat other people's food out of the fridge and/or freezer. Especially my clearly marked Lean Cuisine's. BUSTAS!

1 comment:

chichi said...

lol sounds like the last point is the most important.