Praise & Worship - I did this just like at church. Except I had a bathrobe on.
Communion - I had a Ritz cracker and a sip of Riesling
Pastor said "Hug 5 people and tell them you love them with the love of Jesus." - I just hugged myself
Tithes - I went ahead and paid online.
Pull out your Bibles - I was actually winning here. I have three Bibles at home, but they're all raggedy, so I don't take them to church, for fear that pages may fall out.
I'm not making this stuff up. I thought it was kind of funny so I'm sharing.