I don't have enough characters to thoroughly communicate the in and outs of having three father figures. I will just say that HR looks at me sideways every time I tell them a grandparents passes. I told them look, it's eight possible deaths that could come up, chart my PTO accordingly.
I know you all are thinking how can you make such light of death. Go back to the intro post. I have to laugh at life, otherwise I'd go nuts.
And that's about it on parents.