Happy Birthday Mom!!!! (My mom doesn't read this or know it exists, actually, but if you know her in real life, send her a text).
After spending a day at the water park with my baby niece I now have an appreciation for moms
in Khaki pants.
- They're breathable
- At a water park, if/when you get wet, they dry fast
- They're machine washable, so stains come out easily (note, the little waterproof diapers don't work worth a damn. My little princess peed all over me. ICK!)
- They're cheap, so if/when they get ruined by baby bodily waste, grass stains, ketchup or other forces of evil, you can throw them right in the trash
Here's why I won't be wearing them UNTIL I have kids.
- They're ugly.