That's what I think people are going to say after reading this post.
Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is inappropriate. I'm not going to apologize for it.
1. Is it just me or are married women much more comfortable with their belly fat than the rest of us? I mean I know some married women with guts that wouldn't know what an empire waist was if it punched them in the face. SMDH
2. People who are mixed with black and white (or black & anything else) and identify with their white side (or the other side, whatever it is) should not be allowed to say the n-word in front on black people. It confuses me and makes me uncomfortable. I think they should be restrained to saying half the word i.e. "my nig," so that is no confusion about the context in which they're using it.
3. Everytime I'm at the dentist's office and she's telling me about the inner workings of my mouth I want to say to her in my best Michael Scott voice "That's What He Said." LMAO!
4. It just occured to me that sex has been used as a tool of oppression for women in every culture including American culture since the beginning of time and it's still happening in 2010. I'm making it my business to fight oppression!!!