So my girl K to the does Cubicle Chronicles. I can't bite her steez, but look at this um... odd business that goes on at my work place.
1. There's a chic who puts her make-up on EVERY morning in the bathroom at work. Putting on make-up in the bathroom after work makes sense, but in the morning? As antithesis would say for why? Stay at home for 15 more minutes in the morning and get your life together.
2. We have a manicurist in every Monday. Her nasty ass pours pedicure water in the kitchen sink. Needless to say I wash my own dishes (instead of putting them in the dishwasher) because only God knows what they've been exposed to.
3. There's a chic at my gig who dresses like a lifesize doll. I'm not even exaggerating. You could probably find everything in her closet at American Girl. Not only is she not age-appropriate, but she looketh a mess daily. I don't even have any words. Everyone is always telling her how cute she is (I keep my comments to myself). What business does at 40+ woman have being cute? That's what I want to know...
4. I sent out a message that says "Here's my out of the office schedule for March and April." Today is February 25 and I swear to you someone replied "Are you in the office today?" I have no words for these people.
What goofiness have your co-workers been on as of late?