2. Create a product that "fills" that need it.
3. Sell it.
I present to you Booty Pop.
Yes, ladies Miracle Bra gave you a fake cup size and booty pop gives you a dunk.
I'm not even mad at it, but the man trying to *Sir Mixalot voice* "get witcha" is going to be pissed when your pants drop and your booty's flatter than the plains.
At least when a brother gets with me, he KNOWS my tail is flat. Well, actually they say... uh... nevermind.
So yeah, ladies, if want to fill those jeans out and don't care about lying to men (and yo-self) then go to buybootypop.com and get your push-up drawers!
H/T to Big Mike for sending this to me.