So yesterday I told you all how I put in work. Well, today's cyber-party is in celebration of my recent promotion. That's right, your girl got a promotion at my 9 to 5 (in the middle of a recession). GOD IS SO GOOD!!! I'm so happy and excited and that sentiment will fade just as quickly as my new work piles up, so let's do it up big right now.
Since this is a cyber-party, it'll also be a fantasy party. i.e. we're doing it way bigger than I will in real life:
Welcome to my penthouse condo overlooking Navy Pier. It's 89 degrees in the Chi and my bartender working hard. So far, we're poppin' Champagne every 15 minutes and Patron shots are in full rotation along with Green Teatinis. We've also got some mocktails for my folks who are taking it easy.
I've got some steak and chicken kabobs on the grill, some crab quesadillas in the oven and a potato bar out back (garlic mashed potatoes, real butter red potatoes, baked potatoes, cheddar cheese potatoes and coconut candied yams). To top if off you MUST grab a fresh chocolate and pecan filled beignets from my favorite French bakery.
I'll be kickin' it in the comments and if you've never partied with me you're in for a treat! My peeps and I get it in!!!
Folks are showing up minute by minute and everyone is required to do a toast as they walk in the door.
So please, join the party, bring some juice (I got a lot of liquor and forgot to get the cutting agents), grab a cyber flute on your way in the door and give a cyber-toast to your girl by the pool.