I'm was in a pissy mood when I wrote this and it was my own fault. You all know I keep things in the drafts for a while, but this day I skipped my morning run and whenever I do that, I'm in a bad mood.
So that day people were asking me dumb questions. Seriously, everyday, people ask me dumb questions, but that day I was bothered. Here's what I would have liked to say
Managee at 9 a.m.: I have a quick question about XYZ. Can I stop by your office
What I said: Sure, anytime.
What I wanted to say: Hell naw, figure that shit out yo-self
Colleague: T, who did you work with to create XYZ
What I said: I created it, passed it on to NAME and NAME passed it on to legal
What I wanted to say: Who did I work with? I worked with my got damn self? And please don't ask me for any help when you do it. It's your project now.
Manager: Can you keep me looped in on this?
What I said: Of course! :)
What I wanted to say: What the fuck else, besides cc-ing you on the e-mail do you want me to do? Did I not CC you already? How would you have known about it if I didn't already tell you. Are you not looped in right now? What I'd like to do is loop your ass right out of my presence. UGH!