5. 2K a year is a wack raise. LOL!
4. You should be careful how you treat people you work with (i.e. someone you manage may get a promotion and will transfer their work and that funky attitude right back to you with the quickness. you have been warned.)
3. Your girth (i.e. if you're fat don't sit next to him on the Metra. LOL!)
2. That you can't always date the cool guy or model chic (sometimes you just happen to like fat folks, soft guys and butch girls and that's O.K.)
1. The environment in which you work or play (For example in Atlanta ANY straight dude can get action because of the lack of straight dudes down there, in Miami... not so much)