Wednesday, March 25, 2009

5 Quick Things Big Mike Thinks You Should Know

5. 2K a year is a wack raise. LOL!

4. You should be careful how you treat people you work with (i.e. someone you manage may get a promotion and will transfer their work and that funky attitude right back to you with the quickness. you have been warned.)

3. Your girth (i.e. if you're fat don't sit next to him on the Metra. LOL!)

2. That you can't always date the cool guy or model chic (sometimes you just happen to like fat folks, soft guys and butch girls and that's O.K.)

1. The environment in which you work or play (For example in Atlanta ANY straight dude can get action because of the lack of straight dudes down there, in Miami... not so much)

16 comments:

Southside_Superstar said...

#5. It was actually a promotion for her....Broke BITCH...LMFAO!!!!!! How you gone expect a 30k raise when you are under educated, under motivated, and run all your management decisions past your two loser ass friends who have no desire to anything but wallow in their own painfully inadequate existences. Oh yea always asking me how to do shit! (sorry I was venting)

#4. I been shooting emails out all week on her ass! I make it rain on these hoes.

#3. Need I say more. Ive lost almost 30 lbs and i'm still fat...why would your fat ass squeeze in next to me?!?!?!?

#2. You are who you are, some people cant handle dating a star...like TT always says, "It takes a special broad to fuck with 4S"

#1. Hey...you gotta play the odds. ATL I'm a KANG! In Mia i'm the cute chubby/fat guy. (30 more lbs and I will be a KANG in Mia as well).

ThummyB said...

I'll bite...what is 4S?

Southside_Superstar said...

Southside_Superstar

robstar said...

sent you an email requesting a N.A.I.M.A. invite.

ThummyB said...

Aaah...in that case, yes I concur w/your statement :-)

b.enchanted said...

Hilarious. Mike needs to be on someone's stage...

Reese said...

4S we need to do a photoshoot and interview with you, classic shit

Southside_Superstar said...

Well Reese I would be more than happy to send you head shots and answer a few questions for my adoring fans! LMAO

Southside_Superstar said...

@ ThummyB...why do you now concur now that you know it's me? What are you trying to say?

T said...

Y'all some straight fools! No one is getting a profile on teaandsuch, except Tea. And you all already know too much about me.

I give yo ass two posts and Reese out here trying to do a photo shoot and you co-signing.

A mess!

Southside_Superstar said...

I cant believe the you have the unmitigated impudence to try and shut down my Exposé. Who the hell do you think you are?!?!?!? I sent you my pics this morning. Now you want to act as if I ain't who I am! HA! Your jealousy is completely unwarranted T.

T said...

"I cant believe the you have the unmitigated impudence to try and shut down my Exposé"

This is me getting fired for laughing too hard. Good LAWD, you are a fool!

Southside_Superstar said...

You cant argue with the truth! I want whats due to me. Reese lets schedule something, we can do the shoot @ T's condo. She aint shutting down shit...Look at me, T, you got the Roseland in me bubbling to the top. Ive tried to become more refined and worldly, and yo west side ass dragging be backwards!

TatooTuesday said...

I'm glad I didn't see this shit yesterday, WOW

ThummyB said...

You already know why I concured, 4S. You aren't average AT ALL, and it does take someone special to accomodate your...specialness.

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

I agree with #5!!! Although in this economy, any raise will do! LOL