These have been building up in my drafts. Enjoy.
Yes, We Can
- Democrat to her republican co-workers anytime they asked if something could be done on November 5th. (true story)
Republican Boss: Can we see the TQS reports by 3 p.m. today
Democrat homie on November 5th: Yes, we can.
CQ doesn't care about your "essence." Use some deodorant.
- CQ, via facebook status
After seeing your avatar you strike me as they type of girl who'd get a tattoo of yourself.
I didn't know educated girls got down like that. I thought you all just got dressed up to go over each other's houses and discuss the paper. Me and my friends just read the comics and cut out the "Love Is" section. You all actually read the newspaper articles.
- Big Sis, surprised on how cool my friends are
Big Sis: Where you at today?
Big Sis: Oh. I thought you were in the Bahamas
Me: That was last week
Big Sis: DANG!
Me: Don't hate
Big Sis: I'm trying little sis, but you make it real difficult not to hate. I'm just sayin'