Wednesday, November 5, 2008

That New Ish

In case you didn't know what's in and what's out, I'm here to sarcastically put you up on game. Enjoy.

10. Obama t-shirts are the new American GDP.
9. Green is the new black (I'm talking environment and fashion folks, not skin color and money)
8. Latinos are the new targets (freeing up black folks to act as ignorant as they choose)
7. Gays are the new offended (again, freeing up black folks)
6. Republicans are the new Klan.
5. Whites are the new Americans.
4. Michigan, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Virginia, North Carolina AND Florida are the new blue!!!
3. Change is the new hope.
2. "Common racial epithet"s are the new bitches.
1. BARACK OBAMA IS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

4 comments:

WiZ said...

green is the new black.....wtf

lol @ #6

Kismet said...

my comment got too long...so im shamelessly self-promotion:
http://waiting2speak.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-world.html.

brightstarr said...

Republicans are the new Klan. - SO TRUE!!!

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

LOVE IT!!! Republicans are definitely the new Klan!