1) Because contrary to popular belief, shiny leggings are not for everyone. She wore this on the yard. Um... ick.
2. Because the patterns and prints can get to be a bit much. You go from looking stylish to looking like you've been shopping in your toddler's closet. (You know little kids look lovely in some patterned leggings)
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4. A gift from thummyb... There are no words.
P.S. It's going to get up to 44 degrees in Chicago today and it might snow later... Womp.