Have you heard this horrible song? I tried to google it... nothing. Must be that DC/Baltimore "hotness." Oh my goodness. The club erupted when this ish came on. I was dancing, then I stopped like... did he just say... what I think he just said.
I look around, look around and all the slim girls have the same disgusted look on their face that I do. All the big girls are gettin' it and all the men are confused. They're like should I like this song, shouldn't I like this song. Should I be dancing with a big girl right now? Should I stop dancing with Tea and all her fly homies (who are not big girls). What to do? What to do?
I don't know how the fellas felt, but no matter how lit I was, I couldn't dance to that song.
***UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE***
Thanks to tattootuesday for putting me up on game. They said Watch out for the big girl, not I slept with a big girl. (That's what Vitamin Water will do to your hearing). Listen to it here.
P.S. I'm tired of talking about homecoming, but I have SO much good material. I'm going to put up a couple of posts a day to get it all out there. See below...