This week has been inundated with hilarity (and insight). Here's a glimpse:
"I'm done seeing my friends in the rearview thinking that we're closer that we are!"
- My boy's myspace page quote
"Man, my $#%* don't play burned CDs."
- Ira, on the technological capabilities of his stereo
"My baby was acting too lame at his birthday party"
- Hoodrat on the bus speaking on the timid nature of her child at his 2 year old bday party
"Either there's a pregnant girl in the club OR she just had a baby and has on a too small shirt. Either way it's a atrocious."
- Me to Kismet via text on the craziness I encountered at the club
"I don't have 2 hours to be ugly"
Me to R... I see this will require further explanation:
R: So you just get a car anytime you want?
Me: Yeah, I-go is cool. They have cars parked all around the city. You pick the make and model you want and the location, then go pick it up. I always get the Honda Civic Hybrid.
R: Why don't you try the other cars?
Me: Well they only have a bunch of hybrids like the Fit, the Element, pretty much a lot of ugly stuff.
R: *Laughs* You're only using it for like two hours to run errands, right?
Me: I don't have two hours to be ugly.