With the technological phenomenon that is the cell phone, comes all kinds of ridiculousness and debauchery. Of late (the last year or so), I've been getting a lot of grown men who are sour for some reason or another (most commonly because their attempts at catching up with me have come up short). Anyway they feel the need to tell me about thier FEELINGS via text message.
Attention losers: If you send me wack text messages, you're getting put ON BLAST. [I won't even humor tea & such readers with my responses. Some of you all might get fired and Reese would definitely break his phone.]
"When I first met you, I thought I had lucked up on a mad cool sista, but this entire episode has been extremely wack."
"I do apologize for making u lose whatever interest u had in me."
The following is an oldie, but goodie, a reoccuring theme, if you will
"I was hoping we could still be friends"
Womp, Womp and WOMP!!!