Ladies. And. Gentleman.
I would like to announce that after crossaint breakfast sandwiches, tea and coffee made with half and half instead of skim milk, McDonalds and Epic Burger for dinner and a few pints of Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Daaz, the bridesmaid dress is fitting NICE-LY.
Now to make sure this isn't just a farce, I'm going to go get a couple dozen Krispy Kremes tomorrow and make sure to have one with each meal. Oh yes... it's on and poppin'.
Besides the fact that I feel my heart slow down after every burger and I'm secretly feenin' for a salad, I think operation "get it right" is one of the most successful ones yet.