Ok, let's talk about feet. If you know me personally you know I HATE the way feet look. I don't like my feet, I don't like your feet, I don't like people touching me with their feet. I'm not even a big fan of baby's feet, put some shoes on them bad boys.
I was once in a relationship and asked my man to wear socks around me. (He knew his feet were ugly, but in retrospect, I probably should have been nicer so as not to hurt his FEELINGS, better blk_sun?)
Whatever, I don't like feet. They're the closest thing to the dirty, nasty, filthy ground (and I say this living in one of the cleanest metropolitan areas in the country). [Most] feet stink and they look like little gremlins coming out of your ankles.
My mom even told me as a child: "All feet are ugly, just some more than others." LOL (I got it honest, I can't make this ish up).
Given my disgust with the aestetics of feet, I will say I am grateful for my feet and take VERY good care of them because a general dislike for feet is one thing, but unkempt feet are something totally different.
Every year that "pinky toes up" email forward comes around talking about I will not have my heels rough, I will polish all my toes, I will cut and maintain my toenails, etc, etc. People forward that bad boy, but they don't REALLY take the pledge. I saw this white woman on the bus with ashy heels (so you know that's a new level of crusty) and chipped polish (which I HATE), and she had the NERVE to have on slingback peep toe pumps. REALLY, crusty woman? You live in Chicago and mean to tell me you couldn't find a closed toe shoe to cover up the hideousness that is your feet?
Quote of the day:
T, I can't even describe it to you, but all I can say is she had the ASHIEST back-of-ankle I have ever seen.
Question of the day:
What in the matchless name of JESUS possesses people to have their dirty, stinky, crusty, ashy, chipped polish, hammer toed, fungus having feet out on public display? Get a pedicure OR PUT THAT ISH AWAY!!! UGH!