First, I'd like to say it was 79 degrees at 9:39 p.m. last night. I'm SO excited. Summer, please stay in the Chi, we LOVE you!
So anyway, the East Lakeview Campaign is in full effect. The #3 reason to move to East Lakeview is that you can fall ALL the way off undocumented.
Case in point: I needed to make a Walgreens run last night. I threw on a bra and some shorts that I bought for Operation Desert Storm, which, due to my label-free week, no longer fit. (For, DD, MJ and AP, I already had on underwear and a t-shirt, give me SOME credit.)
So anyway, I wet my hair, threw on a headband and bounced. No lotion, no make-up, pedicure-free. I mean, I was out there WRONG. This was way worse than the picnic shoe incident.
The awesome part is that I couldn't care less because I KNEW I wouldn't see ANYONE who recongnized me and I didn't. If I had made this run to Walgreens on 53rd, Target on Roosevelt and Clark or worse, Club Jewel on Roosevelt and Wabash, GUAR-AN-TEED I would have run into 10 people I knew, been embarassed and had to make up some excuse about how I had a terrible flu and was just coming out for medication... Instead, teaandsuch readers can only "imagine" how wack I was looking, but the world at large will never have any proof.
In closing... let loose... Move to East Lakeview!!!